Guess what? I have ramblings. Surprising, I know. It's great that I procrastinate on everything so much, otherwise I'd never update. I have a 6 page paper due tomorrow which I'm only about slightly halfway done with. And I can't do that at the moment because I'm watching the penguins game. They're tied, and that's better than what it COULD be. End of the second period. But I doubt you wanna hear me ramble about hockey. So here's a survey with some spiffy questions.
You're going to the moon! What did you forget to pack?
Knowing me, I'd probably forget the entire space suit
You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?
I sound better in the shower lol
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
No but I'd rather not do that
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
Everything I do has an air of laziness about it, so yes
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
Well you didn't specify the color. So either black or white.
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
My workplace. I've always wanted to bust a huge hole in the floor of that place.
The squish of mud between your toes; how would you live your life as a frog?
I'd probably be the most fabulous frog in the pond
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
I have no idea. Tupperware? Lmao
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
Call off the whole thing. That is definitely a bad omen.
Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
Don't listen to her, she's crazy
How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?
With love.
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Haha, nakedness is fun
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear aunty,
Thank you very much for the syrupy cock, I will constantly drink in its fabulous taste.
Love,
Ashley
Which is more important to you and why: flexibility or expandability?
Well both to a point, but that point I don't feel like explaining at the moment
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Throw in some rum. It'll be fine.
If you were a wrestler, what would be your finishing move?
Titty Twister
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Eat the goat, which will sustain me until someone finds me, while I make slinky climb down some rocks
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
Scamper into the crowd and never be heard from again
Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?
disco
The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?
"It's been awhile hun, I think you should go back again"
Well here I am, 1:46 AM and needing VERY much to go to bed so I can get up and hand my research paper in, but quite unable to sleep. Not like it entirely matters though, after I hand my paper in I'm coming straight back home and sleeping til work later. Not like I have anything to miss in my business class anyway, all I do is play bejeweled on my phone...
Anyway, that's pretty much how I feel on the left there. See, it's a smiley cookie from eat n' park (I'm not sure if anyone knows eat n' park except around where I'm from, it's a cheap family restaurant that's a very typical hangout for young people at 2 AM cuz it's open 24 hours)...which is frowning...because it's raining. And maybe because it's just depressed with life in general and doesn't understand anything anymore. Intriguing for sure.
Sorry I can't be more amusing tonight. I really thought I'd be ecstatic after I finally finished that dreaded research paper...but it turns out I probably feel even worse. I wish I wasn't such an idiot and so selfish.
Although the good news is I still have an interesting site for you. International Space Station tracking. It shows you the exact position of the space station in the world, shows you its orbit and everything in real time. It may not be amusing, but it's interesting, and that's the best I can do in my present state of mind. Well, I'm off to lay in bed and stare at the ceiling probably. Fall asleep eventually I hope.
